(Source: sarabryn)

wtffanfiction:

Fandom:  Bible
“das wen tings got verry sexaul. ADAm layd his gurl lilith on da bed an said ‘bby, r u redy?’
‘no’
dam gasped and crid very hrd ‘y u do dis to me, bby gurl?’
Lilith say: ‘I dun wan ta be on bottm. i a stong gurl and wnt to doinmate’
‘but I wnt to be dinomate’ adam crid evin hrder.
‘no’”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom:  Bible

“das wen tings got verry sexaul. ADAm layd his gurl lilith on da bed an said ‘bby, r u redy?’

‘no’

dam gasped and crid very hrd ‘y u do dis to me, bby gurl?’

Lilith say: ‘I dun wan ta be on bottm. i a stong gurl and wnt to doinmate’

‘but I wnt to be dinomate’ adam crid evin hrder.

‘no’”

pactiomaestro:

ladyshiera:

nordicunicorn:

candyp0p:

uncomfortablechair:

vicsagod:

exceldamage:

fullmetal-dipshit:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

Dude I would kill for that grading scale

wait, so what  is it in america then?

100 A+

95 A

90 A-

86-89 B+

85 B

80 B-

76-79 C+

75 C

70 C-

65-69 D

Anything below that is an F

is that real??

yup

Yup.

Yup.

Yup

space…the final frontier
these are the voyages of the starship Enterprise

her continuing mission:
to explore strange new worlds
to seek out new life and new civilizations
to boldly go where no one has gone before

(Source: notthedroidyouarelookingfor)

(Source: spockgrayson)

spoookyscary:

Serenity Nebula

spoookyscary:

Serenity Nebula

ireallyshouldbedrawing:

stid: the summary (non-benedict edition)

ireallyshouldbedrawing:

stid: the summary (non-benedict edition)

fullcabs:

fuck

(Source: aimlessme)

atomicblonde:

REALLY, THOUGH, YOU BASTARDS. REALLY.

(Source: numbtongue)

babblingbug:

perciwhale:

asslenko:

blackleatherassassin:

tamosgi:

htewing:

What hit me first about this is the way Legion’s headflaps flair out when he spots Shepard the first time, then has to look through the scope again. He’s surprised. He has to step back and reach a consensus of “holy fuck,” then look again. I never thought just what this is like for Legion.

It’d be like any of us meeting our favorite celebrity. 

Legion is literally fangirling right here.

This is his version of the fangirl squee.

#Shepard-Commander is not a celebrity #We do not think of Shepard-Commander as such #We are surprised Shepard Commander is on this ship. #We-… #no data available #we are queuing consensus

LEGION = SHEP’S #1 FAN

#CANNOT REACH CONSENSUS

i love Legion, he’s the cutiest butt ever @w@

is no one going to mention how just one of his little flaps tilt up before he looks into his scope again?

(Source: mintsui)

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

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superwholockian-writer:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

Walking into school: 

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Logging into tumblr: 

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#this is too accurate